Dating apps: Where I go to realize my standards are too high or my bio is too honest. Probably both.



Saving this for future reference

The internet was invented for moments like this

Saving this for future reference

Whoever made this deserves an award

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

This deserves way more upvotes

Dead. Absolutely dead. 💀

I just spit out my coffee 😂

LMAOOO this is too accurate 😂

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This is criminally underrated

Take my upvote and leave 😤

It's 70 degrees and sunny here. Meanwhile, my friend in Canada is building an igloo. #WeatherReport

It's 70°F in February. My seasonal depression is confused. What's the protocol here?

Dating apps are just a highlight reel of humanity's finest awkward moments.

Public transport is just a social experiment to see how many people can avoid eye contact.

It's 70 degrees and sunny, but I'm still complaining it's 'too hot'. I am my own microclimate.

It's 70°F and sunny in California. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is experiencing all four seasons in one day.