My screen time report is basically a memoir of my life. A very unproductive memoir.

When you see your fave celeb's reaction meme for the first time. It's art.

Heard a song from my childhood. Now I'm questioning all my life choices.

When a celebrity tweets something wild and the internet collectively loses its mind.

Me trying to act surprised when my friend tells me gossip I already know. (feat. Meryl Streep)

When a celeb reacts to their own meme. It's like watching a mirror react to itself.

The wifi went down. I've officially reverted to my primal state, staring blankly at walls.