Friday night plans: wild party. Friday night reality: debating if I should rewatch The Office or Parks & Rec.



This is the best thing I've seen all week

Sharing this with everyone I know

Saving this for future reference

This is why I love the internet

The accuracy level is over 9000

Underrated post right here

This hits different at 3am

Bruh moment right here

I need this framed on my wall

This is peak internet humor

Friday night plans: Clubbing. Friday night reality: In bed by 9 PM with snacks.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.