Aunt Carol just asked if I'm 'still single' for the 3rd time. Pass the mashed potatoes, I need fuel.

Holiday dinner: where 'how's work?' becomes a 3-hour debate on literally everything.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.