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My New Year's resolution was 'eat healthier.' It's Jan 3rd and I'm eating pizza for breakfast.

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Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

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My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Holiday dinner: where 'how's work?' becomes a 3-hour debate on literally everything.