Friday night plans: wild party. Friday night reality: wild party... of one, with snacks and Netflix.



Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

I need this framed on my wall

Whoever made this deserves an award

I need this framed on my wall

This hits different at 3am

This made my whole day better

The accuracy level is over 9000

Whoever made this deserves an award

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Friday night plans: Clubbing. Friday night reality: In bed by 9 PM with snacks.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.