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My dating app bio says 'fluent in sarcasm' and I'm still single. What went wrong?

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Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Literally me every single day

The way I screamed when I saw this

Not me sending this to 47 people

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Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Holiday dinner: where 'how's work?' becomes a 3-hour debate on literally everything.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.