Friday night plans: clubbing. Friday night reality: debating if I should get up for water.



I need this framed on my wall

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Saving this for future reference

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

The accuracy level is over 9000

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Bruh moment right here

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Literally me every single day

This is criminally underrated

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets