My blood type is coffee. My spirit animal is a triple espresso shot.



I need this framed on my wall

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

I need this framed on my wall

This is why I love the internet

This is peak internet humor

This is why I love the internet

Adding this to my meme collection

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup'.

My 'gourmet meal' turned into a charcoal briquette. At least the smoke detector worked!

My 'easy' dinner recipe turned into a charcoal briquette. Chef's kiss, right?

My 'gourmet' dinner looks like a crime scene. Send help (and pizza). #CookingFail

Ordered a gourmet burger, got two sad patties on a deflated bun. Expectations vs. Reality.

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.