Introvert at a party: 'I just need 5 mins in the bathroom to recharge.' Extrovert: 'Where'd they go?'

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Friday night plans: Clubbing. Friday night reality: In bed by 9 PM with snacks.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.