My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me until I've had coffee.'



Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

This is why I love the internet

I feel personally attacked by this

Bruh moment right here

This is why I love the internet

Sharing this with everyone I know

This is peak internet humor

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

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LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

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Forwarded to the group chat immediately

The accuracy level is over 9000

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

My therapist needs to see this

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

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My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets