When the barista asks for my name and I mentally prepare my anime protagonist power-up speech.

Me trying to adult vs. how it looks in anime: *sparkles and epic music*

Me trying to dramatically run in real life like an anime character. Tripped over air.

My brain trying to use anime logic to solve real-life problems. It never works. 😭

Me trying to adult vs. my inner anime protagonist reacting to a minor inconvenience.

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *attempts to run through walls*