My team scored. My neighbor heard me. I regret nothing.



Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

The internet was invented for moments like this

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

This is the content I came here for

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Sharing this with everyone I know

This made my whole day better

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.

My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.

My team scores: 'WE ARE THE GREATEST DYNASTY EVER!' Opponent scores: 'RIGGED! FIRE EVERYONE!' #SportsFans

My team lost. I'm legally changing my name and moving to a new country. Don't contact me.

My team won by 1 point. My neighbors now think I've lost my mind. #SportsFans

My team lost. My entire week is ruined. I'm calling in sick. #SportsFanLogic