My team scored. My neighbor heard me scream. Pretty sure they think I'm being murdered.



I need this framed on my wall

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This made my whole day better

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Sharing this with everyone I know

My team scores: 'WE ARE THE BEST EVER!' My team concedes: 'FIRE EVERYONE! THIS IS A DISGRACE!'

My team loses: 'Fire everyone! This is unacceptable!' My team wins: 'I knew it all along!'

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.

My team won. I'm pretty sure I just screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops. Worth it.

My team won by 1 point. My neighbors now think I've lost my mind. #SportsFans

My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.