My phone battery percentage is a direct reflection of my social life. Currently at 3%.



Pure gold content ๐

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I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

The way I screamed when I saw this

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.

Friday night plans: Clubbing. Friday night reality: In bed by 9 PM with snacks.