Friday night plans: wild party. Friday night reality: wild party (with my cat, watching Netflix).

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Friday night plans: Clubbing. Friday night reality: In bed by 9 PM with snacks.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.