Me at the gym: *lifts 5lb dumbbell* My inner monologue: 'Is this enough for a protein shake and a nap?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.

Friday night plans: Clubbing. Friday night reality: In bed by 9 PM with snacks.