Finding a perfectly preserved Tamagotchi in a dusty box. My childhood is calling.

It's 70 degrees and sunny here. Meanwhile, my friend in Canada is building an igloo. #WeatherReport

GPS told me to turn left. I turned left. Now I'm in a cow pasture.

It's 70°F in February. My seasonal depression is confused. What's the protocol here?

Dating apps are just a highlight reel of humanity's finest awkward moments.

Public transport is just a daily social experiment I didn't sign up for.

Just witnessed a full-on opera performance on the subway. My commute is never boring.