Aunt Carol just asked why I'm still single. Time for the emergency dessert stash.

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This deserves way more upvotes

I feel personally attacked by this

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

The internet was invented for moments like this

Holiday dinner: where 'how's work?' becomes a 3-hour debate on literally everything.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.