Extrovert: 'Let's go to that huge party!' Introvert: *already planning my escape route*

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The internet was invented for moments like this

The way I screamed when I saw this

My therapist needs to see this

This hits different at 3am

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

Friday night plans: Clubbing. Friday night reality: In bed by 9 PM with snacks.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.