Me trying to adult: *dramatic anime sweat drop*

Me trying to explain my weekend plans to my dog like it's a deep anime monologue.

Me trying to adult vs. my favorite anime character handling the same situation.

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion*

My brain trying to use anime logic to solve real-life problems. It never works. 😭

Me trying to adult vs. my inner anime protagonist reacting to a minor inconvenience.

My brain when I see a perfectly symmetrical sandwich: *anime sparkles*