Adulting is just making a grocery list and then buying 80% snacks and 20% essentials.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'