Me trying to dramatically run in real life like they do in anime openings. My knees disagree.

Me watching a bug fly by: *anime protagonist battle music intensifies*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *attempts to run through walls*

My brain trying to use anime logic to solve real-life problems. It never works. 😭

Me trying to adult vs. my inner anime protagonist reacting to a minor inconvenience.

My brain trying to use anime logic in a real-life argument.