My phone battery percentage is my emotional stability percentage. Currently at 12%. Send charger.



Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

My therapist needs to see this

This hits different at 3am

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

The accuracy level is over 9000

Why is this so relatable it hurts

Not me sending this to 47 people

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

My therapist needs to see this

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.