Me: 'Just gonna check Twitter for 5 mins.' *3 hours later* 'Who is this person's 3rd cousin?'

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My brain during exam season: *elevator music* 🧠📉

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.