My team won. I've already called in sick tomorrow. My voice is gone. My priorities are clear.

My team won. I'm pretty sure I just screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops. Worth it.

My team won. I'm already planning the parade route and naming my firstborn after the MVP.

My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.

My team lost. My entire week is ruined. I'm calling in sick. #SportsFanLogic

My team scores: 'WE ARE THE BEST EVER!' My team concedes: 'FIRE EVERYONE! THIS IS A DISGRACE!'

My team lost by 1 point. Time to delete all social media and move to a cave.