Me trying to use anime logic in real life: 'I can totally jump off this roof, I've seen it done!'

When the anime protagonist finds out about taxes. The ultimate villain.

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion*

My brain trying to use anime logic in a real-life argument.

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *attempts to run through walls*

My anime protagonist reaction when my Wi-Fi cuts out mid-stream.

Me trying to explain my weekend plans to my dog like it's a deep anime monologue.