Matched with someone who only sends pictures of their pet rock. Peak dating app experience.



I feel personally attacked by this

The internet was invented for moments like this

I just spit out my coffee ๐

This meme lives rent free in my head now

My therapist needs to see this

This meme lives rent free in my head now

I feel personally attacked by this

Whoever made this deserves an award

Heard a full opera on the bus today. 10/10 would ride again. #PublicTransport

The person next to me on the bus is having a full-blown opera performance.

Autocorrect just changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm communist' in a work email. My career is over.
Public transport at 8 AM: a symphony of questionable smells and existential dread.

My public transport adventure today involved a chicken. A LIVE chicken. ๐

Autocorrect changed 'meeting' to 'meating'. My boss thinks I'm a cannibal now.