Me trying to adult after watching an epic anime finale. Where's my power-up?

Me trying to adult vs. how it looks in anime: *sparkles and epic music*

My brain trying to use anime logic to solve real-life problems. It never works. 😭

Me trying to adult vs. my inner anime protagonist reacting to a minor inconvenience.

Me trying to adult vs. my favorite anime character handling the same situation.

Me watching a bug fly by: *anime protagonist battle music intensifies*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion*