My dating app bio: 'Fluent in sarcasm, terrible at small talk.' Still single. Send help.



The internet was invented for moments like this

This hits different at 3am

This hits different at 3am

I need this framed on my wall

This is the content I came here for

This hits different at 3am

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Adding this to my meme collection

Pure gold content ๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Friday night plans: Clubbing till dawn. Friday night reality: Asleep by 9 PM with snacks.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'