My New Year's resolution was to eat healthier. It's January 3rd. I'm eating pizza for breakfast.

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The internet was invented for moments like this

Literally me every single day

This meme lives rent free in my head now

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

The accuracy level is over 9000

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Autocorrect just changed 'meeting' to 'meating.' My boss is gonna think I'm a cannibal.

Friday night plans: Clubbing till dawn. Friday night reality: Asleep by 9 PM with snacks.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.