My brain during exam season is just elevator music and panic.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'

Autocorrect just changed 'meeting' to 'meating.' My boss is gonna think I'm a cannibal.