My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it spring yet?' My body: 'No. Hibernate.'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'

Autocorrect just changed 'meeting' to 'meating.' My boss is gonna think I'm a cannibal.