Friday night plans: Clubbing. Friday night reality: Clubbing baby seals in my dreams.

When a celebrity tweets something wild and the internet collectively loses its mind.

The wifi went down. I've officially reverted to my primal state, staring blankly at walls.

Heard a song from my childhood. Now I'm questioning all my life choices.

The wifi went down. I've forgotten how to human. Send help.

Me watching a celebrity try to act normal after a viral meme of them drops.

Me watching the internet collectively lose its mind over that new celeb photo. The memes are flowing!