Dating app bio: 'Loves adventure.' First date: 'Wanna watch paint dry?' I'm out.



Literally me every single day

The accuracy level is over 9000

This made my whole day better

I feel personally attacked by this

The internet was invented for moments like this

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Not me sending this to 47 people

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Literally me every single day

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This is peak internet humor

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Saving this for future reference

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

My blood type is coffee. My love language is also coffee.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'