Me trying to use anime logic in real life: 'I can totally jump off this roof.'

Me trying to adult vs. my inner anime protagonist reacting to a minor inconvenience.

Me watching a bug fly by: *anime protagonist battle music intensifies*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically into a wall*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *attempts to run through walls*

My brain trying to use anime logic in a real-life argument.