Just spent an hour scrolling through old tweets. Send help, my thumbs are tired.

Heard a song from my childhood. Now I'm questioning all my life choices.

When a celebrity tweets something wild and the internet collectively loses its mind.

The wifi went down. I've forgotten how to human. Send help.

Extrovert: 'Let's go out!' Introvert: 'My couch has plans for me.'

Me watching a celebrity try to act normal after a viral meme of them drops.

Me watching the internet collectively lose its mind over that new celeb photo. The memes are flowing!