My blood type is coffee. My therapist says it's a problem. I say it's a lifestyle.

It's 70°F in February. My seasonal depression is confused. What's the protocol here?

Public transport is just a social experiment to see how many people can avoid eye contact.

It's 70 degrees and sunny, but I'm still complaining it's 'too hot'. I am my own microclimate.

It's 75° and sunny but also hailing and snowing. Pick a struggle, Mother Nature. #WeatherChaos

Just heard a song from my childhood and now I'm questioning all my life choices. The 90s hit different.

GPS told me to turn left. I turned left. Now I'm in a cow pasture.