My pet: *sleeps 20 hours a day* Also my pet: 'I'm starving, feed me peasant!'

My cat just stared into the void for 5 minutes. I think it saw my search history.

My cat just stared into my soul while slowly pushing my coffee cup off the table. This is my life now.

My cat just stared at me while slowly pushing my coffee cup off the table. Zero regrets.

My pet just sneezed directly into my coffee. This is my life now.

My cat just knocked my coffee off the table then looked at me like *I* was the problem.

My cat just knocked over my coffee for attention. I'm not mad, I'm impressed.