My toddler just told the grocery store cashier I 'smell like farts'. Bless her honesty.

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Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

Whoever made this deserves an award

The internet was invented for moments like this

This is the best thing I've seen all week

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Autocorrect just changed 'meeting' to 'meating.' My boss is gonna think I'm a cannibal.

Friday night plans: Clubbing till dawn. Friday night reality: Asleep by 9 PM with snacks.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.