Day 3 of New Year's Resolution: I ate a whole cake. The resolution was 'eat less sugar.'

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Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Not me sending this to 47 people

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This is criminally underrated

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Autocorrect just changed 'meeting' to 'meating.' My boss is gonna think I'm a cannibal.

Friday night plans: Clubbing till dawn. Friday night reality: Asleep by 9 PM with snacks.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.