My brain on Monday morning is just a dial-up modem trying to connect.

Heard a song from my childhood. Now I'm questioning all my life choices.

When a celebrity tweets something wild and the internet collectively loses its mind.

The wifi went down. I've forgotten how to human. Send help.

The wifi went down. I've officially reverted to my primal state, staring blankly at walls.

Me watching a celebrity try to act normal after a viral meme of them drops.

Me watching the internet collectively lose its mind over that new celeb photo. The memes are flowing!