My team lost. I'm legally required to burn my jersey and delete all social media.

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Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Sharing this with everyone I know

The accuracy level is over 9000

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.

My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.

My team lost. I'm legally obligated to be angry for 7-10 business days.

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my jersey.

My team scores: 'WE ARE THE GREATEST DYNASTY EVER!' Opponent scores: 'RIGGED! FIRE EVERYONE!' #SportsFans

My team won. I'm already planning the parade route and naming my firstborn after the MVP.