Day 3 of my 'new me' resolution and I'm already eating pizza in bed. Nailed it.



Bruh moment right here

I feel personally attacked by this

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Sharing this with everyone I know

This made my whole day better

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Literally me every single day

This deserves way more upvotes

My therapist needs to see this

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Autocorrect just changed 'meeting' to 'meating.' My boss is gonna think I'm a cannibal.

My brain during exam season: *elevator music* ๐ง ๐

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.