My kid just asked why the moon follows the car. Send wine. And a science book.

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This hits different at 3am

The internet was invented for moments like this

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Why is this so relatable it hurts

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Literally me every single day

Not me sending this to 47 people

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Friday night plans: Clubbing till dawn. Friday night reality: Asleep by 9 PM with snacks.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'