Swiped right, matched, then they sent me a picture of their toenail collection. I'm done. ๐

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Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

The internet was invented for moments like this

Why is this so relatable it hurts

My public transport adventure today involved a chicken. A LIVE chicken. ๐

Just saw a guy on the bus eating an entire rotisserie chicken. Public transport is wild.

Someone just tried to pay their bus fare with a single potato. Public transport never disappoints.

Autocorrect changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm humming.' My boss is now very confused.

Autocorrect just changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm communist' in a work email. My career is over.

Heard a full opera on the bus today. 10/10 would ride again. #PublicTransport