My team lost. I'm deleting all social media and moving to a cave. Don't contact me.

My team won. I'm pretty sure I just screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops. Worth it.

My team lost by 1 point and now I'm questioning all my life choices. It's just a game.

My team lost. I'm legally changing my name and moving to a new country. Don't contact me.

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.

My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.

My team won. I'm already planning the parade route and naming my firstborn after the MVP.