My blood type is coffee. My love language is a fresh brew.



This is the best thing I've seen all week

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Saving this for future reference

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

The accuracy level is over 9000

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This meme lives rent free in my head now

This is why I love the internet

This is criminally underrated

The way I screamed when I saw this

This is criminally underrated

My 'gourmet meal' turned into a charcoal briquette. At least the smoke detector worked!

Ordered a gourmet burger, got two sad patties on a deflated bun. Expectations vs. Reality.

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.

Food delivery 'gourmet meal' vs. what arrived. I'm suing for emotional damage.

Tried to bake a cake, ended up with a charcoal briquette. Send help.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty on a soggy bun. Expectations vs. Reality.