My blood type is coffee. And my therapist says that's not a real thing.

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I just spit out my coffee ๐

I feel personally attacked by this

This is the best thing I've seen all week

The accuracy level is over 9000

This is the content I came here for

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Friday night plans: Clubbing till dawn. Friday night reality: Asleep by 9 PM with snacks.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'