📰 Sixers' Joel Embiid has appendicitis and will undergo surgery - NBA (NBA) 🔗 Source: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMid0FVX3lxTE5rdF9pUkJ0RDY5T3lqRk5SRTEtUW50LTlsMWNnajZKQ2M0a1hqLTdDWnMwdFB2VWF4ZGpMVVNRZk8tR2txVE5MOXlUajZjNzVuT2pncndQMVNUd1RDN2YzcExGdWRzdWJaek8za1V0V0RUSy1ycEpV?oc=5
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